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I realise that I would now be considered a geriatric old fart by many, and I am very easily confused, but the following really puzzle me:
What’s happened to Colonel Sanders now that it’s just KFC?
When did Pizza Hut become Pizza Hott?
When did vegetables become sides?
When did chips become fries?
When did burger and chicken joints stop using knives, forks and plates?
(could this be a Health & Safety requirement?)
And if computer geniuses are so clever how come most of them don’t know that there’s
no Haitch in Aitch?
Or don’t know the difference between aloud and allowed?
Or seem to be confused by there, their and they’re?
Or happily misuse your and you’re?
When did applications become Apps?
If JL Baird and Philo Farnsworth could see what we’ve done with their invention, would they be pleased?
We’ve gone from black & white to colour, then from analogue to digital, then to HD now to 3D and all to show unmitigated garbage such as X Factor, Big Brother, I’m a Celebrity and loads of unending Soaps too numerous to bother with.
John Logie and Philo are probably spinning in their graves.
When did women become the master race?
Why can you have Ladies Coffee Mornings, Ladies Sewing Clubs, Ladies Choral Societies but no Men Only Bars?
Why does every sporting event on TV such as: Rugby, MotoGP and Formula 1 now have to have at least one female commentator?
Why can TV adverts belittle men but never women?
Was Harriet Harman’s man-hatred caused by her husband? (Jack Dromey, poor sod!)
Why are you allowed to drink yourself into a stupor but can’t smoke a cigarette while you do it?
Why do purists always mention passive smoking but never the broken lives, injuries, filth, diseases and premature deaths caused by alcohol?
Why are politicians constantly eroding our freedom; in particular, our freedom to choose between smoking and non-smoking establishments?
Why are you not allowed to discriminate against anybody because of their Race, Colour, Religion, Sex, Height, Weight or Disability unless they’re a smoker, then you can discriminate with the full backing of the Law?
What’s happened to Colonel Sanders now that it’s just KFC?
When did Pizza Hut become Pizza Hott?
When did vegetables become sides?
When did chips become fries?
When did burger and chicken joints stop using knives, forks and plates?
(could this be a Health & Safety requirement?)
And if computer geniuses are so clever how come most of them don’t know that there’s
no Haitch in Aitch?
Or don’t know the difference between aloud and allowed?
Or seem to be confused by there, their and they’re?
Or happily misuse your and you’re?
When did applications become Apps?
If JL Baird and Philo Farnsworth could see what we’ve done with their invention, would they be pleased?
We’ve gone from black & white to colour, then from analogue to digital, then to HD now to 3D and all to show unmitigated garbage such as X Factor, Big Brother, I’m a Celebrity and loads of unending Soaps too numerous to bother with.
John Logie and Philo are probably spinning in their graves.
When did women become the master race?
Why can you have Ladies Coffee Mornings, Ladies Sewing Clubs, Ladies Choral Societies but no Men Only Bars?
Why does every sporting event on TV such as: Rugby, MotoGP and Formula 1 now have to have at least one female commentator?
Why can TV adverts belittle men but never women?
Was Harriet Harman’s man-hatred caused by her husband? (Jack Dromey, poor sod!)
Why are you allowed to drink yourself into a stupor but can’t smoke a cigarette while you do it?
Why do purists always mention passive smoking but never the broken lives, injuries, filth, diseases and premature deaths caused by alcohol?
Why are politicians constantly eroding our freedom; in particular, our freedom to choose between smoking and non-smoking establishments?
Why are you not allowed to discriminate against anybody because of their Race, Colour, Religion, Sex, Height, Weight or Disability unless they’re a smoker, then you can discriminate with the full backing of the Law?