Coach Trip to Cuenca.

[tangobrian]

A women's idea of exercise is to walk around a shopping centre occasionally resting to make a purchase !

[Chrisdee]

A women's idea of exercise is to walk around a shopping centre occasionally resting to make a purchase !

Resting never comes into shopping, it's hard work flicking through those cards.

[GAL]

So you have done all the cleaning, cooking, ironing, parenting gone out to work and whole host of other things all alone whilst your missus is out shopping then eh!
I'd love a man who did all these jobs as well as hold down a fulltime job I don't know of any how about the rest of you girls

[Chrisdee]

So you have done all the cleaning, cooking, ironing, parenting gone out to work and whole host of other things all alone whilst your missus is out shopping then eh!
I'd love a man who did all these jobs as well as hold down a fulltime job I don't know of any how about the rest of you girls

The male is a domestic animal who, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

[tangobrian]

So you have done all the cleaning, cooking, ironing, parenting gone out to work and whole host of other things all alone whilst your missus is out shopping then eh!
I'd love a man who did all these jobs as well as hold down a fulltime job I don't know of any how about the rest of you girls

When a woman has a nap it's because she is recovering from her superhuman efforts of the day.
When a man has a nap it's because he's a lazy B*****d

[tangobrian]

Men uses speech as a tool to communicate information to another part.
Women uses speech as an art. for the pleasure of talking.

I.E,
Man : I will buy a red hat.
Woman: I saw this lovely hat the other day, It was in the window of that store next to the chemist. The hat was on sale too, so it is really cheap. It was so nice and it will match my red shoes that goes so well with my white dress. And I can use it with my other dress too, the one with the open back, I will by that red hat.


Thats why so many women complain that men never listen. Its not a problem of listening or not. The male brain automatically turns of the listening function if it thinks that the talk coming from one source doesnt contain any useful information

So when a woman starts to talk. The man will only hear this.

I saw this lovely hat the other day, It was in the window bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla .....

A woman comes home and the husband says "quick get me a cold beer before it starts"
She frowned and got him a beer.
Ten minutes later he said "quick get me a cold beer before it starts "
She glared and got him a beer
Another ten minutes and he said "quick get me a cold beer before it starts"
She said, now look here, I work all day , cleaning ,shopping , cooking , blah ,blah ,blah.........
He said , Oh god! It's started !!!!!!!!!

[Warrior]

So you have done all the cleaning, cooking, ironing, parenting gone out to work and whole host of other things all alone whilst your missus is out shopping then eh!
I'd love a man who did all these jobs as well as hold down a fulltime job I don't know of any how about the rest of you girls

I don´t know of many women who can cook these days, ironing is out and as for parenting skills they no longer exist.
So it´s back to the take-away in my drip-dry non-iron shirt while avoiding all the tiny thugs and ankle-biters roaming the streets.