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How to trick Ryanair and the Gestapo
Victory: I cheated Ryanair ....
Madrid - Alicante flight on saturday evening, and of course the usual problem: taken too many papers and leaflets at the trade fair. And did not look forward to waiting an hour or so for the bag to arrive at the luggage exit in Alicante airport.
Solution: went through check in - no problem as had left my trolley a metre behind and suppose the girl was somewhat shortsighted.
Then through scanning - no problem.
Then went into the Aldeasa shops, and bought a T shirt for my wife - and asked for three large plastic bags. Then put all the stuff in there, making sure the top was filled with the toys and the new computer bag I bought last week. And then went into the usual discussion when getting to the plane.
As things 'were bought' at the airport - asked them politely why Aldeasa does not inform people you cannot buy with them - final clincher as my question: if you want pls ask the Guardia Civil to come over, why not? And can I have the hojas de reclamación please also?
Hmm on board.
Just one general question: is their employment agency for stewardesses the same as the one used at the time by the Gestapo? Having flown a number of times with them, I am under that firm impression.
Stewardess, another polish girl that speaks halting english, no spanish, and acts as though she is the master of the universe - finishing with the funny words: ' if you don t like it, take the train'. If anyone working with me at the restaurant should use that expression, I think it would take me 5 seconds to kick him or her out. Gestapo reigns at Ryanair!!!!!
Do recommend everyone to take the train to Madrid - 10 euro more expensive but such a luxury and no stress. And you go from and to the city centres.
Madrid - Alicante flight on saturday evening, and of course the usual problem: taken too many papers and leaflets at the trade fair. And did not look forward to waiting an hour or so for the bag to arrive at the luggage exit in Alicante airport.
Solution: went through check in - no problem as had left my trolley a metre behind and suppose the girl was somewhat shortsighted.
Then through scanning - no problem.
Then went into the Aldeasa shops, and bought a T shirt for my wife - and asked for three large plastic bags. Then put all the stuff in there, making sure the top was filled with the toys and the new computer bag I bought last week. And then went into the usual discussion when getting to the plane.
As things 'were bought' at the airport - asked them politely why Aldeasa does not inform people you cannot buy with them - final clincher as my question: if you want pls ask the Guardia Civil to come over, why not? And can I have the hojas de reclamación please also?
Hmm on board.
Just one general question: is their employment agency for stewardesses the same as the one used at the time by the Gestapo? Having flown a number of times with them, I am under that firm impression.
Stewardess, another polish girl that speaks halting english, no spanish, and acts as though she is the master of the universe - finishing with the funny words: ' if you don t like it, take the train'. If anyone working with me at the restaurant should use that expression, I think it would take me 5 seconds to kick him or her out. Gestapo reigns at Ryanair!!!!!
Do recommend everyone to take the train to Madrid - 10 euro more expensive but such a luxury and no stress. And you go from and to the city centres.
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