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Multi-tasking no more!
Well, the myth of Female Multi-tasking has now been well and truly exploded, and by none other than that great champion of women’s equality, Leader of the House, Labour Party Deputy Leader, ex. Solicitor General , Man hater and all round obnoxious b**ch: Harriet Ha!Harperson.
She recently crashed her car, a red Ford Fiesta (A WHAT! Mush be shum mishtake, that’s an ordinary pleb’s car!) in Dulwich, South London whilst talking on her mobile phone. She then, apparently, wound down the car window and said to the poor unfortunate whose car she crashed into: “I’m Harriet Harman, you know where you can contact me” and drove off. (She’s all heart, that woman!) The Police, God Bless ‘Em, are considering a prosecution! All I know is if it were you or me we’d now be banged up awaiting trial for driving without due care and attention, driving while using a mobile phone, leaving the scene of an accident and failing to give insurance details, and anything else Mr. Plod could think of. Facing about €10,000 in fines and a driving ban of about 5 years.
But, of course, she is not an ordinary mortal like us; she is a Labour Minister and was Solicitor General when the law against using a mobile while driving was brought in!!! So who the Hell do these people think they are, they dip their sticky fingers into OUR public purse without a second thought, illegally invade other countries with OUR army (and don’t even bother to equip them properly) and, seemingly, bring in laws that only apply to the plebeian masses and not to themselves at all.
However, to return to my original point, Female Multi-tasking: I never could see the point in being able to do two or three things badly at the same time anyway!
REMEMBER: THE EMPIRE WASN’T BUILT BY SUFFRAGETTES.
She recently crashed her car, a red Ford Fiesta (A WHAT! Mush be shum mishtake, that’s an ordinary pleb’s car!) in Dulwich, South London whilst talking on her mobile phone. She then, apparently, wound down the car window and said to the poor unfortunate whose car she crashed into: “I’m Harriet Harman, you know where you can contact me” and drove off. (She’s all heart, that woman!) The Police, God Bless ‘Em, are considering a prosecution! All I know is if it were you or me we’d now be banged up awaiting trial for driving without due care and attention, driving while using a mobile phone, leaving the scene of an accident and failing to give insurance details, and anything else Mr. Plod could think of. Facing about €10,000 in fines and a driving ban of about 5 years.
But, of course, she is not an ordinary mortal like us; she is a Labour Minister and was Solicitor General when the law against using a mobile while driving was brought in!!! So who the Hell do these people think they are, they dip their sticky fingers into OUR public purse without a second thought, illegally invade other countries with OUR army (and don’t even bother to equip them properly) and, seemingly, bring in laws that only apply to the plebeian masses and not to themselves at all.
However, to return to my original point, Female Multi-tasking: I never could see the point in being able to do two or three things badly at the same time anyway!
REMEMBER: THE EMPIRE WASN’T BUILT BY SUFFRAGETTES.
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